Scenes From a Rec League Soccer Game

INT. REVERE INDOOR SPORTS ARENA - NIGHT

A friendly, co-ed recreational league soccer game is being played. It's warm outside, but stifling in the arena. BRIAN, early 30's, tracks a ball to the back corner of the arena. Looking up, he clears the ball upfield.

Suddenly, BOOM, Brian is checked into the boards. FAT GUY, fat 30's and goateed, has lifted has hands to his chest and shoved Brian with the full weight of his...weight. It's clearly a dirty play. Brian shoves Fat Guy.

BrianWhat the fuck, dude?

Fat GuyYou tore my ligament last time!

BrianHuh?

Brian walks back to his bench as Fat Guy is red-carded and forced to exit the arena.

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If You Have a Beard and Wear Flip-Flops, You Are a Terrorist

Maybe I should be wary? This is absolutely fucking absurd. I know most people in the media brush off the crazy nativism that now permeates the right-wing news media, but this is why it is dangerous to ignore.

This is what police say happened at 6:35 p.m. Monday:

The priest's GPS gave him the wrong directions, leading him off Interstate 275 and into downtown Tampa. He followed a line of cars into a garage at the Seaport Channelside condominium to ask for help.

He found Bruce, whose back was turned, bending over the trunk of his car, and he tapped his shoulder before saying, in broken English, "please" and "help."

That's when Bruce reached for the tire iron. Police say that by the end of the chase, he had hit the priest four times.

I'd be willing to be money, there will be next to no penalty for this guy. Hey steroid/HGH taking, thoughtless and dangerous meathead from FL, GFY.

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