I've seen the joke cell phone/computer breathalizers before, but I could really use a BlackBerry version. Since I use my BB as my cellphone, its a triple threat: drunk dial, drunk text and drunk email. The extra bonus on that last one is that if I'm dumb enough to send out a drunked email (which we all know I am)n it comes from my corporate work address. Yes, I'm a complete professional.
But seriously, why do I do this? Yes, I know alcohol is involved, but I don't think that is the sole source of the problem. I mean, I text people things that I should be slapped for (not lurid, just so that someone can slap the awkwardness out of me). I call people and leave rambling messages that I shouldn't call. Last night, I called my friend up to complain that my night was unsuccessful and when he told me he wanted to go back to bed (call placed at 2:28am), I started yelling at him. Who does this? Haven't we invented the technology to keep this from happening?
I know I'm responsible for my own actions and if I weren't an idiot deep down, even when sober, that this would never happen. Can someone make this happen, please? I promise they will make lots of money on it. I know at least 6 dudes who would camp out overnight for it, like a Wii or an iPhone.
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